Top 10 things I’m doing to get ready for an Obama regime
Published November 6th, 2008
10. Take comfort in knowing that Bruce Springsteen concerts will be standard at all political rallies from here on.
9. Find a place that sells Spaghetti-O’s by the case.
8. Dig out my old Che t-shirt and join the crowd.
7. Rejoice in the knowledge that he’ll be looking aross the table at Joe Biden for four years.
6. Wait for all those people to realize George Bush wasn’t even on the ballot.
5. Roll up the Sarah Palin poster and get ready for four years of Oprah.
4. Trade in the truck for a Radio Flyer.
3. Find a safe hiding place to store my Rush Limbaugh books.
2. Switch over to 35-watt light bulbs.
1. Figure out how to can 86 octane unleaded.
