Top ten bad ways to greet the trick-or-treaters
Published October 30th, 2008
10. “Shhhh. I don’t really live here. Keep quiet about this, and you can have the TV.”
9. “Mom?”
8. “Do ya feel lucky, punk?”
7. “You kids are so sweet I could just eat you up…. Starting with the chubby one.”
6. “I haven’t seen anything that scary since my wife, uh … Oh… sorry, dear. I didn’t know you were back there.”
5. “The candy’s in the crawlspace — go help yourselves.”
4. “Who wants a kitten?”
3. “Are any of your parents lawyers?”
2. “I learned this cookie recipe in prison.”
1. “Pull my finger.”
