Top ten signs it’s going to be a rough election
Published October 23rd, 2008
10. The supply list for the latest “Get out the Vote” effort includes posters, caps, yard signs and shovels.
9. Your precinct office is offering S&H Green Stamps with every vote. I’m saving up for a toaster oven.
8. The local John Deere dealer has lawnmowers with a “yard sign” setting.
7. The Iranians are offering to help.
6. The latest polls show an error rate of “plus or minus all of it.”
5. Ohio has given houseplants the right to vote.
4. Your congressman’s re-election slogan is “I’m not for either of them.”
3. The next debate will include a no disqualification match in a steel cage.
2. They’re adding a bathing suit competition.
1. Three of the cemeteries In Chicago now qualify to have their own congressmen.
