Top ten things heard in the Southside Times newsroom
Published October 9th, 2008
9. “You’ll be covering the Perry Township School Board meeting. Take your Kevlar.”
8. “We appreciate your hard work but I don’t think we really need a restaurant review of McDonald’s this week.”
7. “Who sniffed all the White-Out?”
6. “Ma’am, we ran your yard sale ad. We can’t help the low turn-out. No, we don’t want to buy a crib.”
5. “I need somebody to interview the mayor. Who here is single with no dependents?”
4. “I don’t care what the School Board did. The kitten picture stays on the front page.”
3. “The boss wants a ‘Best of the Top Ten Lists’ … I can’t think of any. Can you?”
2. “Who used this camera last and are we sure everyone in these pictures is over 18?”
1. “I appreciate that you paid for your own duck tape but I need you to cut the intern down. He needs to get the Web site updated.”
