Top ten worst ways to greet a customer
Published October 2nd, 2008
9. “You can’t have that. Mr Fluffykins says it’s his. We do what Mr. Fluffykins tells us around here.”
8. “You sure you ain’t a cop?”
7. “Good morning. Welcome to our coffee shop. We’re out of coffee. Can I get you some hot water?”
6. “Good morning. I’m Hillary Clinton. Welcome to WalMart.”
5. “Hey, guys! Look! Another one who didn’t see the TV news about us and the rats.”
4. “Dang it. The ‘Closed’ sign must be broken.”
3. “Hello. I’m not wearing pants. How can I help you?”
2. “You gonna eat all that yourself? Wow.”
1. “Hands on the counter. Feet spread apart. You’re going to feel some pressure…”
1October 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm
“I’m Barack Obama and I approve this sale.”
2October 2nd, 2008 at 7:56 pm
“Come on in! Don’t worry about the dog… but don’t make eye contact.”