Top ten signs your kid isn’t as sweet and innocent as you thought
Published September 18th, 2008
10. There are more than two bail bondsmen on his cell phone contacts list.
9. Your dental insurance will no longer cover teeth broken by tongue jewelry.
8. He goes out trick-or-treating and comes back with some Tootsie Rolls, candy corn and three catalytic converters.
7. She’s traded her My Little Pony collection for a pony keg of Bud Light.
6. He describes the Beech Grove police cars as “too slow.”
5. You find her paycheck stub from the adult nightclub.
4. Every week he checks the Crimestopper ads to see if he made it yet.
3. The new boyfriend was your high school gym teacher.
2. Your son has a better shot glass collection than you.
1. You ask when she got the tattoo and she answers, “Which one?”
