Top ten excuses from the Colts locker room
Published September 11th, 2008
10. “We were still groovin’ to that ‘New Stadium’ smell.”
9. “The doctor warned Peyton to take it easy for a while.”
8. “We thought it was NEXT Sunday.”
7. “The other team only counted to Two Mississippi.”
6. “The pre-game nacho special left us all bloated and ‘gassy.’”
5. “The new benches are so nice, nobody wants to leave ‘em!”
4. “Coach said he’s no longer buying ice cream when we win.”
3. “The new washing machines aren’t rinsing and we were chafing something awful.”
2. “A lot of the guys are sneaking Sudoku puzzles into their playbooks.”
1. “That Sarah Palin chick is hot! … What game?”
