Torry’s Top Ten 2/21/13
Top ten signs your parenting skills need some work
by Torry Stiles
10. He took the bus home from school and hid it in the woods behind the house.
9. You’ve replaced the teething ring with Milk Bones.
8. His tattoos made him ineligible to join the Spell Bowl team.
7. You come home to discover a party going on and have to pay a cover charge to get in your garage.
6. She’s calling for a ride home from WalMart and asks that you bring the lawyer again.
5. His Christmas list includes video games, a Frisbee, Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots and nine millimeter ammunition.
4. He’s on the “Barred List” at more places than his father.
3. Nothing on the Honey Boo Boo show shocks you.
2. She can’t understand why she got kicked off the swim team for excessive piercings because all of them are covered by her bathing suit.
1. You take the blame for forgetting to refill the fire extinguishers.
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