Torry’s Top Ten 1/31/13
Top ten reactions to the Southside Times change to the tabloid format
by Torry Stiles
10. “Hmph! Where’s the roller derby coverage?”
9. “Love the change. Wendell is such a hottie!”
8. “Hate the new format. When I sit across from my husband and open the paper I can still see him.”
7. “Ouch! Paper cut! I’m gonna sue somebody.”
6. “Great change for a great paper! I found that hilarious Top Ten list right off the bat. That Torry guy is the greatest, you should double his salary!”
5. “Cool. I always thought a tabloid was a new type of Flintstone vitamin.”
4. “Needs more Katie Douglas and less Mark Parker.”
3. “It’s okay. Tastes the same.”
2. “Love it. I’m only four feet tall and I can finally spread out the paper without getting a cramp.”
1. “Hate it. It takes twice as many pages to cover the puppy’s area.”
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