10. He better not be out of Choco Tacos.
9. If I dance like a four year-old, will the neighbors talk about me later?
8. Kicking the curb makes the truck come faster.
7. I bet that fat kid on the other block is buying the last Choco Taco.
6. If I called my mom right now, would she drive over here in time to buy me a Choco Taco?
5. It’s hot out here and I have Drumsticks and Fudge Bombs in the freezer…. Naw. I want that Choco Taco.
4. If I find out that porker on the other block got the last Choco Taco, then I’ll have to TP his house.
3. Do I know what’s in a Choco Taco? No. Do I care? Also, no.
2. I wonder if they take debit cards. Then I could buy ALL the Choco Tacos.
1. I smell Choco Taco. He’s almost here. …. Maybe I should have taken the time to put on pants. …. Naw, I might’ve missed him.
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