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Torry’s Top 10: Signs that Indianapolis may not be ready for the Super bowl
10. Illegal immigrants can get food stamps and free school lunches, but we call in the Feds to halt the flow of prostitutes from out of state.
9. City Council members don’t understand why they can’t get extra tickets… it’s just another game, y’all.
8. Downtown restaurants had to train staff to refrain from mentioning local politics, discussing personal religious beliefs or sharing apple butter recipes.
7. They’re busing the homeless folks south and hiding them in the “Occupy Bloomington” tents.
6. Art Schlichter is taking bets at the downtown OTB stand.
5. Local bootleggers are stocking up for all those folks who didn’t know about the “no liquor sales on Sunday” thingie.
4. After a year of telling us about the evil tow truck drivers, the news people are now telling us how badly we’re going to need them.
3. Artists are working overtime painting the boards nailed over the windows of the abandoned downtown businesses.
2. Every former Indy mayor alive has shown up to take credit for getting the Big Game.
1. No matter who makes the big play, the guys at the coffee shop will turn the conversation to Tony Stewart, Larry Bird or Dick the Bruiser.
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1January 12th, 2012 at 11:21 am
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