Torry’s top ten wedding vows we need added
10. “Do you promise to never surprise her by letting her find a transmission in the bathtub?”
9. “Do you solemnly swear to never point out that her other choice still has 12 more years at Pendleton?”
8. “Will you always keep a stash of spare bail money?”
7. “Do you promise to never lie about taking the last slice of meat loaf?”
6. “Do you promise to never point out your mother-in-law’s weight issue?”
5. “Will you solemnly swear not to ever mention that her Maid of Honor is smokin’ hot?”
4. “During your ‘cuddle time’ will you avoid discussing the funny noise the washing machine is making these days?”
3. “Do you promise to get off the couch and find her some watermelon at 11 p.m. when she starts having those cravings?”
2. “Do you promise to take turns faking you’re asleep when the baby cries at 2 a.m.?”
1. “Do you promise to love each other deeply and honestly no matter who forgot to flush?”
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