Top ten rejected slogans for the Colts at the Super Bowl

By Torry Stiles

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10. The Colts get an “A” — New Orleans is below “C” level.
9. Hey, New Orleans! We’re gonna blow right bayou!
8. February 7, 2010: Addai to remember.
7. Peyton Place to Dallas to South Beach … and you won’t have to change the channel.
6. Sure beats sitting at home waiting for the draft.
5. We speak French, too … Pierre Garçon.
4. Blue and white turns black and gold to black and blue.
3. Let’s hope Mayor Nagin saved you some buses for the ride back.
2. Your French Quarter won’t be worth two cents when we’re done.
1. … and when we’re done we’re comin’ back for your FEMA trailers.

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