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Top ten signs your company Christmas party bombed
10. This year they invited spouses and kids … and learned that the forklifts were not childproof.
9. They passed around the hat to buy the boss a present … he got the hat.
8. John and Missy in the mailroom learned too late that the security camera is actually a Webcam and their spouses are now subscribers.
7. Somebody in Accounting had a little too much cheer and emptied the checking account buying ringtones.
6. What started out out as wassailing developed into wrassling.
5. Your Christmas bonus envelope held only your Unemployment Benefits application.
4. Thanks to a crockpot failure the potluck dinner wasn’t lucky for most.
3. The lighting of the tree was followed by the calling of 911.
2. There was more nog than egg.
1. Santa arrived in a sled and left in a paddy wagon.
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