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Top ten wrong ways to get back on your spouse’s good side
10. “Honey. You know how you wanted a family? … I got us a puppy.”
9. “I know I did something wrong, and I’m very sorry about it and will never do it again if you would only tell me what It was and when did I do it.”
8. “C’mon, Mr. Frowny-Face. It’s not so bad. You like working the overtime, and we needed a new car anyways.”
7. “I like you like that. You look more real than the pictures in the magazines.”
6. “Oh, Sweetie-Pie? I got you something. It was on sale at Big Lots.”
5. “You want a back rub? I’ll be right there. Halftime’s coming up.”
4. “I made your favorite supper. Dishes are in the sink.”
3. “Let’s go out to eat. They got a big screen TV at the wings place.”
2. “There was a lot of beer involved, and I think I can get the tattoo removed.”
1. “Honey. I cut the grass and trimmed the hedges. Can I move back in now? It’s starting to rain.”
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