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Top ten signs the new employee isn’t going to work out
10. You know her kids’ names, because they all came to work with her after the babysitter cancelled.
9. His office procedures training includes repeated reminders that he has to use his real name.
8. “What’s the beer limit at lunch?”
7. His list of emergency number on the application includes two bars and a parole officer.
6. “What do y’all consider ‘tardy’ around here?”
5. His official company picture is posted on a milk carton.
4. You have to issue your first “Staplers are not for body piercings” memo.
3. “This forklift is too slow. I can fix that.”
2. “Can I get an advance on my orientation pay?”
1. After a 15-minute introduction, half-hour corporate video and your best motivational speech, the first question you’re asked is, “You speak Spanish?”
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