10. I made it past 47 and I’m not 49 yet.
9. Alexander the Great may have conquered much of the known world by the time he was 33, but he’s dead now, so I guess I still win.
8. I don’t bend, bounce or heal as fast as I used to … but my cooking skills are greatly improved.
7. The AARP people have my number.
6. I still think golf is stupid, but I’m starting to like the wardrobe.
5. I can get most of my favorite music free from the Internet. I just have to ignore the word “oldies” in the category label.
4. I have just enough of a physique left to claim I can do things and just enough gone to claim I’m not supposed to do them.
3. I have most of the hair on my head and have yet to need my ear hairs trimmed.
2. The things I truly regret doing are overshadowed by all the things I truly regret never doing.
1. More and more often I wake up feeling like it’s the morning after and I don’t even get to have the night before.
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