Top ten worst things to write on your income tax form

By Torry Stiles

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10. “Please don’t tell my ex-wife how much I made.”
9. “When will the statute of limitations run out on this?”
8. “My neighbor owes me 20 bucks. Go get it from him.”
7. “How does this ‘tea party’ thing work? Do we sign up with you?”
6. “I don’t have any cash left. Can I, like, do some yardwork or something?”
5. “I’m not sending you another dime until you do something about the crazy cat lady down the street.”
4. “The city said I had to get rid of my cats. In lieu of cash I’m sending them to you.”
3. “Most of my income was from selling dope. I don’t have any receipts. Will you take my word for it?”
2. “What gives? I made $50,000 dollars selling ‘Change’ t-shirts last year.”
1. “Bet you can’t find it.”

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