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Top 10 signs the county snow removal budget is shot
By Torry Stiles
10. Instead of salt, the trucks are spreading leftover “Hillary ‘08” buttons.
9. The tow truck company is going through your neighborhood passing out flyers.
8. The folks in Carmel are complaining they can’t get to the bars in Broad Ripple.
7. The folks doing their Community Service are told to bring their own shovels.
6. Instead of salt, the trucks are spreading french fries.
5. The mayor is on the radio encouraging everyone to keep driving until the storm has passed.
4. The salt truck operator is going door-to-door, and he’s only taking cash.
3. School closings are announced a week in advance.
2. The police canine unit traded their German Shepherds for Huskies.
1. You realize that all the panhandlers at the off-ramp are wearing DOT jackets.
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