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Top 10 signs that your company’s big move won’t include you
By Torry Stiles
10. You’re the subject of the latest office betting pool.
9. Your boss tells you you’re about to advance… the week the rest of the staff goes to the annual retreat.
8. Your reserved parking spot was sold to Starbucks.
7. You realize that your last paycheck said “Your last paycheck” on it.
6. The bowling team scheduled team picture retakes and won’t tell you where.
5. The folks in Personnel whisper a lot when you walk by.
4. You’re no longer required to pitch in for the coffee fund.
3. No one else seems concerned that the laundry guy forgot your shirts.
2. You catch the janitor measuring your desk and “road-testing” your chair.
1. The moving vans are in the parking lot and your co-workers are leaving Baltimore Colts memorabilia on your desk.
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1January 18th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
It seems that this one hit a tad too close to the bone for some folks.