| 
|
|
Top 10 elf complaints for 2008
10. Gary Coleman is working again and still hasn’t filled his quota of bouncy balls.
9. The reindeer union is all fired up after the Democrats won.
8. They had to work overtime last week and missed the “Dancing with the Stars” finale.
7. The only shoes in elf size at WalMart have cartoon characters on them.
6. Depreciation of the North Pole 401k program means they’ll be hammering wooden horsies for another hundred years.
5. After Christmas Eve they’re all out of work until St. Patrick’s Day.
4. The big pointy ears make it hard to wear iPod headphones.
3. They warned everyone about those cheap Chinese toys, and now we gotta work 12-hour shifts to make up for all the recalls.
2. Gas is back down under two bucks a gallon, but magic flying corn has doubled since last year.
1. The guys in the candy cane department are singing the “Lollipop Guild” song all day, every day.
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
