Comments on: Top ten worst fortune cookie messages

By: Torry

Torry — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:28:21 +0000

“Yes. It CAN get worse.”

Torry — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:27:10 +0000

“I’m Barack Obama and I endorse this cookie.”

Torry — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:25:39 +0000

“He who is wise knows to never seek wisdom from an almond-flavored wafer.”

Torry — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 02:23:59 +0000

“Don’t look now but while you were reading this fortune cookie my cousin was out front repo-ing your car. Have a nice day.”

Torry — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:05:40 +0000

Oops … forgot to log in….

“Please pay your bill quickly … and in cash. Thanks”

Anonymous — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:59:03 +0000

“We’re sorry. The cookie you have opened is not in service. Please put it back and try again.”

Tee — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 16:23:52 +0000

You’re a real smart cookie, Torry.