Top ten worst fortune cookie messages

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by Torry Stiles

10. "The busboy thinks you're cute. Be careful." 9. "You're going to win a million in the lottery, marry the mate of your dreams, find a cure for cancer and, um, ... Oops. Sorry. Wrong cookie." 8. "Don't make any sudden moves. Put your wallet on the table. I don't want to hurt you." 7. "I have some bad news. Your lucky number is 'Q.' Sorry." 6. "Nothing here. Try rubbing the lamp. Maybe there's a frog you could kiss. ... Sheesh. What a maroon." 5. "100% recycled cookie" 4. "You may already be a winner. Here's Ed McMahon to tell you more." 3. "Good fortune follows those who avoid superstition." 2. "I sure hope you didn't eat the cookie part." 1. "Meow?"

Five Ways to Save on Energy Costs

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By Indiana CPA Society

The average American household spends $1,900 a year on energy bills, according to the government

Six great pool moves that fight flab

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Looking better in a bathing suit could be as simple as putting one on and jumping into the pool. Moving through water is cardio and resistance training combined, and you don

Ten Star All Star Summer Basketball Camp

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Applications are now being evaluated for the Ten Star All Star Summer Basketball Camp. The Ten Star All Star Summer Basketball Camp is by invitation only. Boys and girls ages 10 to 19 are eligible to apply. Past participants include Michael Jordan, Tim Duncan, Vince Carter, Jerry Stackhouse, Grant Hill and Antawn Jaminson. Players from 50 states and 10 foreign countries attended the 2007 camp. College basketball scholarships are possible for players selected to the All-American Team. Camp locations include Champaign, Ill., Prescott, Ariz., Thousand Oaks, Calif., Babson Park, Fla., Gainesville, Tenn., and Blacksburg, Va. There is also a summer camp available for boys and girls ages 6 to 18 of all skill levels. For a free brochure on the summer camps, please call 704-373-0873 or visit www.tenstarcamp.com.

Art Now for IPS School

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By Peter De Paolo

What’s Wrong With Interoffice Dating?

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By Kevin Kane

A friend of mine recently ended a relationship with a coworker. I won

Who knew horns could harbor resentment?

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By Mike Redmond

I got the ol

Community Calendar for the Week of March 27

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Preschool StoryPLAY

Cell Could be Cause of Psoriasis

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A new study of psoriasis patients shows that a recently discovered immune cell, called Th17, appears to be a key player in the disease and occurs in far higher concentrations in their skin than occurs in skin of healthy individuals. Rockefeller University researchers James Krueger and Michelle Lowes found that healthy subjects had a very small population of Th17 cells in their blood and even fewer in their skin. But while psoriasis patients had a comparable number of Th17 cells in their bloodstream, their skin had as much as three times the number found in normal skin.

In Other Announcements

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Harold Braun and Betty (Tylicki) Braun

Were married April 12, 1954 at Our Lady of Lourdes in Indianapolis. They are members of the Church of the Nativity and will celebrate at the 11 a.m. Mass on April 13. They are the proud parents of three sons, Timothy, Daniel and David (Lee); three grandchildren, Kyle, Jennifer and Amy; and one great-granddaughter, Kennedee.

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