Top ten reasons for my recent bout of insomnia

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By Torry Stiles
10. Sweating the location of the next Greenwood Starbucks.
9. Thought the mattress said

3 Responses to “Top ten reasons for my recent bout of insomnia”

1. Torry says:
   1February 27th, 2008 at 9:18 pm

   Ah-hah! Here’s a new one.

   I was getting worried. Interesting new look, bet it kept Zach busy.

2. Torry says:
   2February 28th, 2008 at 12:37 am

   Top ten things we need on the new website.

   by Torry Stiles

   10. “Dilbert.” Shoot, even the Wall Street Journal has “Dilbert.”
   9. Links to local v1a_gr.A salespeople.
   8. Roger Huntzinger’s beefcake page.
   7. Sparkly unicorns and cute kitty pictures like on MySpace.
   6. Sign-up forms for Fantasy Bowling leagues.
   5. Instant messages to let us know when the doughnuts at Long’s come out of the oven.
   4. “Pothole of the Week” pictures of Madison Avenue.
   3. Live weather radar coverage of Homecroft and its suburb, Indianapolis.
   2. More dog grooming ads. Dagnabbit! The people want a choice!
   1. “Hizzoner’s Kitchen,” a weekly column of tasty recipes and treats by Beech Grove mayor Joe Wright.

3. DogMom says:
   3April 17th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

   Re: #1. Worst. Earworm. EVER. IT WON’T COME OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

   I hate you so very much right now.

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