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Top ten things I hope to see in 2008
by Torry Stiles
10. The guy who roars through the light just as it turns red will finally find a garbage truck with the same idea.
9. A major syndication contract. Hey! I’ve got bills to pay!
8. Mayor Greg Ballard brings back roller derby.
7. All of my missing socks reappear.
6. Not only will the Iraqi people learn to love freedom and liberty but they will also become avid readers of the Southside Times Top Ten lists.
5. The next round of presidential debates will feature Jello wrestling.
4. My feet … I’ve got a few pounds to lose.
3. Part of Mayor Wright’s “Better Brighter Beech Grove” will include those cool flying cars like the Jetsons use.
2. McDonald’s will introduce a line of adult Happy Meals with miniature bottles of peppermint schnapps.
1. Federal bail-out of my Beanie Baby investments.
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1January 14th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Excellent! I can indentify with at least half of those…